For the extremely bored and curious. My Mario Kart DS records. Have fun trying to beat them. I need to repeat some of the retro courses since I've gotten better at snaking since when I got the times.

Main Characters: Dry Bones, Yoshi
Main Karts: Egg 1, Dry Bomber
Grand Prix Rating: 3 Stars on everything
WFC Match Wins/Losses: 24/1

Figure-8 Circuit
Best Time: 1:27:790
Character: Yoshi
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Mario)

Yoshi Falls
Best Time: 1:00:048
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bomber
Unlocked Staff Ghost (Yoshi)

Cheep Cheep Beach
Best Time: 1:48:211
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bomber
Unlocked Staff Ghost (DK)

Luigi's Mansion
Best Time: 1:58:602
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Luigi)

Desert Hills
Best Time: 1:28:367
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (ROB)

Delfino Square
Best Time: 1:53:218
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Peach)

Waluigi Pinball
Best Time: 2:22:692
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Waluigi)

Shroom Ridge
Best Time: 2:01:162
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bomber
Beat Staff Ghost (Toad)

DK Pass
Best Time: 2:14:231
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bomber
Beat Staff Ghost (DK)

Tick-Tock Clock
Best Time: 1:52:608
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Daisy)

Mario Circuit
Best Time: 1:55:962
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Mario)

Airship Fortress
Best Time: 2:07:456
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Bowser)

Wario Stadium
Best Time: 2:17:974
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bomber
Unlocked Staff Ghost (Wario)

Peach Gardens
Best Time: 1:52:810
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bomber
Beat Staff Ghost (Peach)

Bowser Castle
Best Time: 2:19:178
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bones
Beat Staff Ghost (Bowser)

Rainbow Road
Best Time: 2:19:043
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Unlocked Staff Ghost (ROB)

SNES Mario Circuit 1
Best Time: 0:50:645
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Mario)

N64 Moo Moo Farm
Best Time: 1:17:044
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (DK)

GBA Peach Circuit
Best Time: 1:10:517
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Peach)

GCN Luigi Circuit
Best Time: 1:28:443
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Luigi)

SNES Donut Plains 1
Best Time: 1:09:623
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bomber
Unlocked Staff Ghost (Dry Bones)

N64 Frappe Snowland
Best Time: 2:07:633
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Wario)

GBA Bowser Castle 2
Best Time: 1:51:901
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Bowser)

GCN Baby Park
Best Time: 0:50:879
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Toad)

SNES Koopa Beach 2
Best Time: 0:54:751
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Yoshi)

N64 Choco Mountain
Best Time: 2:13:039
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Wario)

GBA Luigi Circuit
Best Time: 1:49:425
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Unlocked Staff Ghost (Luigi)

GCN Mushroom Bridge
Best Time: 1:25:797
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Toad)

SNES Choco Island 2
Best Time: 1:09:076
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
No Staff Ghost (???)

N64 Banshee Boardwalk
Best Time: 2:11:943
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Dry Bones)

GBA Sky Garden
Best Time: 1:42:714
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Egg 1
Beat Staff Ghost (Daisy)

GCN Yoshi Circuit
Best Time: 1:49:942
Character: Dry Bones
Kart: Dry Bomber
Unlocked Staff Ghost (Yoshi)

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And now for commentary on the Boss Battles in Mission Mode:

level 1. big bully. bomb with horns. knocked him into the water. pretty easy.

level 2. eyerock. its a rock that looks like a hand with an eye on it. theres 2 of them. needs to hit its eye with green shell 3 times. kinda hard. but i got lucky and the shell bounced off the wall and into its eye once. i rock. XDDD

level 3. goomboss. huge goomba with a crown, clothes, and a mustache. needs to beat him in 3 lap race in baby park. easy enough. just stay ahead of him to avoid the little goombas he drops. i swear where do those things come from anyway? O_o

level 4. king boo. a boo with a crown. get 50 coins. sounds easy? not. and worst of all its peach. and boo steals the coins. and knocks you into lava. i like king boo.

level 5. big bomb-omb. fun. get bombs and throw it at the big bomb. who has a mustache. why does it have a mustache?

level 6. cheif chilly. big annoying piece of ice. with a mustache. whats with the mustaches??? basically the first boss. but knock it in water 3 times. its easyish. if you know what youre doing.

level 7. wiggler. a caterpillar. with a flower on its head. beat wiggler in 3 lap race in gcn mushroom bridge. easy. wiggler knocks over the cars for you. and you get stars in the item boxes. so YOU can knock over cars. must get every item box. or else da wiggler will get joo.

there IS a level 7. just get 1 star rating on everything. its easy... for me. for you... i dunno. if you get stopped with the mini turbo missions, i dont think you should try the level 7 one. its peach on rainbow road. without the fog. that means you can see the entire track. with no problem. nothing is faded. it looks so awesome. and i have a problem with peach's high drifting karts. they suck.

and im just ranting. O_o

ignore me. seriously.